HODL BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN

Our Mission

We're on a mission to change the way the pooping procedure works. Rather than offering one method or another, we want to combine as many as possible to make our fans' pooping experience smooth and splash-free. Our goal is to match our fans with the perfect pooping procedures that suit their preferences, requirements, and financial capabilities.

Our Vision

We aim to live in a world where people can find toilets that suit their needs without compromise. That's why we invest time and care in understanding our fans' preferences from the moment they reach out to us for help with their pooping procedure.

Consider this picture as a gentle reminder for when you encounter the splash in a public toilets.

Our Team

Our strength lies in our Community. Set up by Don Poseidon , the team strives to bring in the best talent in various fields, from Pooping procedure to Hygiene and Cleaning.

Poseidon

CEO

Miss Poop blorp
Chief Operations
J.WC

Operations Manager

Mr P.Roll

Cleaning/Maintenance